Lampard has just scored off a penalty and yes it was a penalty Simunic did tug on Defoe's shirt. I'll give that Defoe fell down artistically, a bit like a maiden aunt at her first Robert Mapplethorpe exhibition but it was still a penalty.
My team, Scotland, failed to qualify over the weekend, Norn Iron and Wales are out too. We, Scotland can take heart in that we are a team from a small country who performed well above expectations in a tough group, but *sob* we still dinnae qualify.
If England go out then..... The last thing the Russians did well was poison the sushi and that's not a recognised move in any sport.
21:22 Peter Couch has just become our second favourite lanky Englishman.
Ohhhh it's all exciting.
Update - but ultimately England were crap.